speckled hen

a speckled hen is a speckled hen. nothing more, nothing less. there is only 1 speckled hen in existence. you know who you are.

Person: you remind me of a speckled hen.

Speckled hen: a speckled hen? why? that makes no sense?

Person: it makes complete sense. You're a speckled hen.

by littlemermaid13526 August 6, 2011

speckled hen

a kid with freckles.

"bruv i hate u m8 i'll bash ye head in in fortnite 1v1"
"shut up speckled hen"

by BlitzRain September 7, 2022

Old Speckled Hen

The act of ejaculating into a fan, in order to decorate another person with semen.

"If she doesn't stop nattering," said Ned, "I'm going to give her the Old Speckled Hen!"

by Bleccchman March 12, 2009

Speckled Henn

The act of cumming on your partner, then throwing a handful of chocolate chips at them.

After I came on her and threw a handful of chocolate chips at her.. She looked like a speckled henn

by foldingisforfaggots September 8, 2011

old sheckled hen

(noun)-
a person often female with fake tits who is too loud in public and irrationally mean spirited to strangers.

will frequently say things like; YASSS BITCH, OMG, HEY FUCKERS, ect.

that chick sure is an old sheckled hen

by everybody poops May 10, 2018