Emeril Lagasse 

When you kick sex up a notch by strapping a dog’s shock collar to your junk and yelling “bam!” every time you hit the zapper.

I burned my scrotum with a faulty shock collar why trying to perform an Emeril Lagasse.

Emeril Lagasse by Fisty McStoolfingers March 25, 2019

emerald splash 

can't be deflected

Kakyoin: NO ONE CAN DEFLECT THE EMERALD SPLASH!
Jotaro: *deflects emerald splash*
Kakyoin: NANI?

emerald splash by name that won't offend anyone August 11, 2019

emergency induction port 

A straw

Shepard: how are you getting drunk?

Tali: Very carefully. Turian brandy, triple filtered, then introduced into the suit through an emergency induction port.

Shepard: that's a straw Tali

Tali: emergency induction port

emergency induction port by cbonsa January 25, 2014

Emergency Food 

Paimon

"Paimon is emergency food."

Emergency Food by S.I.S October 10, 2020

Emerald Triangle 

An area in Northern California that consists of Mendocino, Humbolt and Trinity counties, that is THE PRIMO area for growing Marijuana.

It grows like a weed here, especially outdoors, because the climate is PERFECT for it.

The Emerald Triangle is the place to grow weed. Wine is also a huge crop in this area. We are just counties full of "Joy".

Emerald Triangle by Mendocino Grown Stoner chick April 16, 2009

emergency screen 

minimized window(s) of work-related material on your computer screen that can be brought up quickly to hide the fact that you've been browsing facebook or googling when your boss is approaching

"Yo Brian, check out Beth's pics from the party last weekend. What a slut! Oh shit, Bob's creeping! Bring up that emergency screen with the spreadsheet of the earnings report from last quarter."

emergency screen by BGbeemer March 13, 2010

Emerald Bay 

A great place to live if you’re a wife swapper, terrible parent, trust fund baby, Harley Roudha or any other type of rich miserable asshole.

For kind decent people and true laguna locals that place is the baine of our existence.

A place that’s truly soulless and disgusting to its core.

Wow! That guys such a piece a shit. No doubt he’s from Emerald Bay.

Emerald Bay by TheFlyingGayIrishman December 20, 2018