Zzzheimer's 

The condition in which a person is so sleepy that she can't remember anything.

Thelma: I'm so sleepy. What was that you just said?

Louise: Turn off the gas!!! Your Zzzheimer's is going to get us killed some day.

Zzzheimer's by brainyuck November 15, 2011

part-zheimer's 

a faux medical disorder causing the appearance of dementia: an apparent degenerative disorder, real or imagined, that affects the recall and thinking and seems to know no age at which it occurs.

Ah, ... I just had a part-zheimer's event, not alzheimer's, just part...

part-zheimer's by Jeokar April 2, 2011

part-zheimer's 

medical disorder causing the appearance of dementia: an apparent degenerative disorder, real or imagined, that affects the recall and thinking and seems to know no age at which it occurs.

Ah, ... I just had a part-zheimer's event, not alzheimer's, just part...

part-zheimer's by Jeokar March 22, 2011