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Jewmaster 

Somebody, not necesserly a jewish, who have a lot of experience in the jew attitude department.
It was my turn to go to the bathroom and that jewmaster just pass in front of me!
I gave some money to frank so he could buy me some beer and he did'nt even brought back the change! What a jewmaster!
Jewmaster by aytin October 16, 2008

jedi master lupe 

a kick ass neopet that has become a jedi master!
Kid 1: Hey I got my neopet gelert up to level 4 yesterday!

Kid 2: Oh really? My neopet's a jedi master lupe!
jedi master lupe by mmmloops October 12, 2009

Jewmaster 3000

A Jewmaster 3000, also known as a sauna or a steam room, gets its name from the Holocaust where several million Jews were turned to Ashes by being burnt in ovens. Most commonly used in the Washington, D.C. area. A racist term.
Jones: Sup nigga want to hit up the Jewmaster 3000 after we rape these tricks?
Jamaal: No dude I have to see the parol officer because like all niggers I am worthless and like to deal drugs!
Jones: True dat nigga, white power!
Jamaal: Suck my cock! I'd love to git in the Jewmaster 3000 for a little heat up. I've got to hide my heater in my anus first.
Jewmaster 3000 by Mandingo25 December 3, 2006

jedi master qui gon jinn 

A cunning jedi master from the late years of the jedi republic, taught the legendary obi wan kenobi into knighthood and was one of the first to become a force ghost. he was known for his abilities in the force rather than his lightsaber combat, he was wise and knowledgable and is the greatest fucking thing to exist, wise as fuck, he talks smack and he's played by liam neeson so what the fuck, he's the greatest jedi in the franchise and is fucking amazing
idiot: "wow jedi master qui gon jinn is ass, he sucks."
anyone with an IQ over 2: "no he isn't idiot boomer."

Jedi Master 

When you and a friend get boners and equip yourselves with glow in the dark condoms, and light saber battle to the death.
Wanna play some Jedi Master after class today?
Jedi Master by WackyZachy November 5, 2010

dark_jedi_master

Admirer of tFighterpilot. Not ashamed that he is ghey. Likes teh mens.