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Sørlending 

Is the definition of people coming from the south of Norway.
They also are the most religious and have a under average penis. Usually no more than 8 cm. And 99% of the men coming from that region is either gay or transsexual. This also makes this part of Norway attractive for hetero-men from all around the country. Specially because of the lack of local hetero-sexual men. They look at them self as smart, brag about coconuts and living on the palm coast. People from every other part of Norway know they aren`t. Their favourite word is "Gay"

Favourite job for a Sørlending is ROV PILOT TECHNITIAN.
"Look at that car!"

Sørlending says: That`s so Gay....

"Dude fuck you...."

Sørlending says: Gladly....
Sørlending by Ruzty82 May 29, 2011

Splending 

Splending is an extension of the adjective word splendid only with a little more zing and ding!

1. gorgeous; magnificent; sumptuous.
2. grand; superb, as beauty.
3. distinguished or glorious, as a name, reputation, victory, etc.
4. strikingly admirable or fine: splendid talents.
5. excellent, fine, or very good: to have a splendid time.
6. brilliant in appearance, color, etc.
That roast dinner was splending
Splending by mwoody October 16, 2009
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Strending 

When my friend couldn't find her Manolos my other fried was strending with her to be sure she had some to wear.
Strending by Bigdaddy7169 December 9, 2016
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Sriending by SteelDefines May 19, 2023