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Exceltarted 

The inability to properly use Excel. Most often people over the age of 40, with a strong propensity to destroy formulas. These people often use scratch paper and a calculator to overcome the burden of understanding how the worksheet operates.
CLEAR CONTENTS!!!!! My nighhand is Exceltarted, he can't grasp the concept of a formula!
Exceltarted by txmarmot September 12, 2010

excelebrate 

To excessively celebrate.
I want to excelebrate my birthday this year, by going to Las Vegas, Japan, and Ibiza.
excelebrate by Ross Chasez September 27, 2006

exemerate 

The word you use when you don't know the word for what you are doing.
"Friend, this new invention of yours doesn't seem to be working."
"Hang on, I've just got to exemerate it."
CLUNK
"Wooooaaaaah!!"
exemerate by oddy dood May 5, 2005

excaperated 

A descriptive term commonly used in higher-class restaurants, where the diner has a dislike of capers, and requests that the capers be removed.
- Would sir like wine with his Shallots and Capers?
- Actually, could you have that excaperated, please?
- Certainly sir.
excaperated by DeepChase July 16, 2010

excellevate 

when you are in an elevator and you push the button really fast over and over in an attempt to make it go faster when in actuallity you know that it does nothing.
I was in the elevator and tried to make it excellevate but did not succeed
excellevate by Nick McQ August 14, 2003

Exceterate 

Susan, "I'm just chilling being a caterpillar"
Noah, "Can you exceterate?
Exceterate by BoBoes January 13, 2020