smartypie 

Someone who is both smart, and a cutiepie.

Lisa Simpson is a smartypie, but Meg Griffin sucks.

smartypie by TheCrashYears May 16, 2011

Smartied 

To be smartied is to have the round nub (smartie) on top of your baseball hat jammed down onto the top of your head by some loathesome person.

Jim *rubbing the top of his head*: That asshat just smartied me.

Smartied by Meighan22 January 30, 2009

Smarties Cereal 

It's just Smarties in a bowl with milk...

Jen: Moss, what did you have for breakfast this morning?

Moss: Smarties cereal

Jen: I didn't know Smarties MADE a cereal!

Moss: They don't; it's just Smarties in a bowl with milk. :)

Smarties Cereal by Hat-face November 8, 2011

Smarties Smoke 

When someone (typically teens 13-17) crush smarties and puff the sugary powder out of their mouth imitating cigarette smoke

hey want to go for a smarties smoke?

psh duh! it will be totally trippy

Smarties Smoke by discoveringwithabeat August 20, 2009

smarties 

Ecstasy pills

Stella asks, "My old man's having a party tonight and he needs some smarties. I know it's a liberty, but I thought you might know someone."
One-Two replies, "Sorry, love, that's not my thing"
- "RockNRolla" (film, 2008)

smarties by roglewis April 22, 2009

Teeth like a bag of broken smarties 

Chipped and broken or missing teeth often with discolouration. Like a bag of broken smarties.

I tell you Dave, she had a bad mouth. She had teeth like a bag of broken smarties.

Teeth like a bag of broken smarties by Mc Nugget March 19, 2013

smartie-hills 

a chick with boobs the same size as smarties.

Look at the smartie-hills on her.

smartie-hills by Big Bad Booty Daddy March 20, 2003