Scubawaffle 

n Belgium, waffles may be covered with whipped cream and chocolate for visiting tourists. Make one of those waffles, with your choice of toppings. Take it in your hands and smash it on your girlfriends breast. dive in like a scuba diver and enjoy both desert and breast!!!!

Try it, I've done the scubawaffle, you should too!

Scubawaffle by dirtygreekmeister April 18, 2011

scumwaffle 

One who reverts to nefarious tactics that undermine others in order to advance personally or professionally.

"Did you hear that Joe stabbed Pete in the back to get that promotion? What a scumwaffle."

scumwaffle by increaseyourwordieism April 24, 2005

Scumwaffle 

Noun; a piece of sh*t ex that deserves to rot in hell because they are toxic people and suck the life out of you

Keith is such a scumwaffle; I can't believe how many times he cheated!!!!

Scumwaffle by RoyalBones December 17, 2016