Beachville

Welcome to Beachville Ontario, the town that only contains five roads and less than 10 people. Featuring where the first recorded baseball game took place... yet USA claims that one.

Man that town's like beachville; small with almost nothing in it

by BeachvilleKid February 23, 2011

Beauville

1. Noun. A Chevy Van used by security guards and also a fifties station wagon.
2. Verb. To go in circles or never answer a question.
3. Adjective. Large
Pronounced as Boo-ville

1. "Hey Ryan, did you know that I like Beauvilles?"
2. When asked what Hamlet was about, Matt Beauvilled the question by saying, "Beauvilles are nicth."
3. Oh my god that lard-ass is Beauville big.

by El Rigo January 11, 2008

beatsville

Noun. 1) A suburban shithole. 2) Anywhere town USA. 3) Any of the one million towns across the USA that consist of two dozen chain stores, a couple thousand one story homes, graph-paper streets, and your standard public service facilities. See: Mid-America. Republican districts. Lower middle class living.

Ethan: Where are we?
Malcom: Beatsville.
Ethan: No, there's the sign, Oxnard.

or

Jake: Where's the next gas station?
Malcom: Beatsville.
Jake: No, I think there's one in Chula Vista.

or

Samantha: Where's the meeting?
Malcom: Beatsville.
Samantha: Yeah, Lancaster's a shithole. Not as bad as Barstow though.
Malcom: Let's not split hairs over this one, babe.

by RyKirb November 1, 2008

beamsville

Beamsville Ontario is mainly a farmers town, but in the downtown area it is very ghetto although some people from the 70's may say that it is urbanized the urban definition is that it's completely filled with stoners, hicks and street hoes. But I'm sure they sell some prime kush.

Man let's hit up beamsville an smoke some of the best weed known to man till 3am

by buddabing May 1, 2011

Beasville

Nigga Town between Plant City and Lithia Florida. Place to drive through to get a contact high.

Yo man i wanna get high but im broke.

Just drive through beasville nigga

by jCudeb October 3, 2009

Beamsville

A small city in Ontario. Part of the Niagara Region. One of the few cities that consist of Lincoln.
Most portions of it are agricultural, but in the downtown area it is very urbanized.
SOME schools include; Senitor Gibson, Jacob Beam, St. Mark's, Beamsville District Secondary School, and Great Lakes Christian College.
Rumors include that everyone is either a farmer or a druggie, when in fact that is entirely fiction.

Hey, let's go to downtown Beamsville and hang out at the Tim Horton's!

by mk777 December 12, 2010

beachbilly

A distinct subspecies of Hillbilly-Redneck that can be found near the beach but not at the beach because they can not afford to live there.

My Beachbilly neighbor Bruce just wants to listen to Jimmy Buffett and drink beer all day in lawn chair

by Oglethorp666 May 12, 2017