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Semesteritis 

When you blow off studying for a final in college because winter break is only a week away. Symptoms include but are not limited to: Not studying, going to basketball games, going out on the weekend, procrastinating, or being on Facebook for hours.

Very similar to high school Senioritis, except this type of illness plays an important role in decreasing your chances of getting into Grad school, internships, jobs etc.
Person 1: How did you do on the Government final?

Person 2: I probably failed. I came down with a case of Semesteritis so I partied all weekend.
Semesteritis by aStudentWhoGoesToUMD December 14, 2010
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End-of-semester-itis 

when you don't care anymore because break is SOOOO CLOSE YOU CAN ALMOST SMELL IT. symptoms include: failing grades, going out on weekdays, binging Netflix, avoidance of all classes.

affects professors as well.
Kevin: Professor just ended class early. Nobody cares anymore.
Rebecca: CLEARLY, she's having end-of-semester-itis.
End-of-semester-itis by t-rex-3 November 29, 2017