Bacurbation

individual whom uses saran wrap and bacon fat to master their own domain

$3.95 12 pack of bacon
$5.95 1 roll of saran wrap

20 minutes of bacurbation with a mega happy ending-----------------------------PRICELESS

by Clgdswr December 4, 2010

basturbation

masty using a turkey baster either up the bum hole or vaginally

Great way to get rid of thrush if you use yogurt

you know kay I had a good ole wank last night and quite frankly it was rather boring

You oughtta have a basturbation ... here's me turkey baster shove it up ya ass dave you'll love it

by I3igCheese October 23, 2006

basturbation

basturbation n. When a bastard masturbates.

He's a bastard, so he has to do basturbation.

by snarkyken August 20, 2008