Facebook Cop 

Someone who sits on facebook all day and polices comments/pictures/status but has nothing to do with it.

Just bought my car today

*TMI

has nothing to do with the person or more importantly the status, but feels like they need to make a comment - that's a facebook cop !

Facebook Cop by crazytreat99 October 22, 2010

Facebookophobe

One who avoids facebook due to the saturation of the menial tasks people describe in detail with poor grammar/spelling/diction. Nobody is as interesting as facebook would indicate.

Facebookophobes also believe facebook a pestilence.

I am a full-fledged facebookophobe, I don't give a shit how tasty your chipotle burrito was. I also think self-shots make you look like you live in your toilet.

Facebookophobe by Johnnie Appleseedling December 1, 2011

facebookophobe

Someone who thinks that by refusing to join facebook, they are somehow "cool", and "not giving in", while in reality this only causes problems for everyone else who does use facebook. They use it to coordinate events and groups, but have to make special exceptions for those who aren't on it, even when they could be.

No, I'll have to send Alex a separate email. Yeah, he's a facebookophobe. What a fucking retard.

Facebookophobe ftw.

facebookophobe by oneplus999 July 30, 2008

facebookcoroner 

someone who writes rip on facebook everytime a celebrity dies

He writes RIP on his wall everytime a celebrity dies like he thinks he is so hip that he knew it first. He is a real facebookcoroner.

facebookcoroner by cwdakota February 8, 2012