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Turkey-bird

1) (noun) A goofball; one who resembles in actions or deeds a particularly silly bird (such as a domesticated turkey).

2) (noun) A general term of endearment, said by people from Kentucky to silly butts.

3) (noun) Can indicate an intimate connection with someone, depending on inflection
Person one: "Do you want me to pause it for you?"

Person two: *looking shocked* "Did you just ask if I want a suppository?"
Person one: "No, you turkey-bird!"
Turkey-bird by Bird-n-Pika January 14, 2010

Wild Vegas Turkey Bird

When one gets a tampon stuck I see their vagina/butthole on their men’s teal cycle cause by finger penetration (BRUTE CAUSE LACK OF SEX EDUCATION)
I heard Samantha got a wild Vegas turkey bird, “nasty bitch!”

turkeybird 

i was nervous because my boyfriend was going to see my turkeybird
turkeybird by spankyfreak February 27, 2022