Egg on Legs 

A person who is so fat that there form, usually included both "back-tits" and "front-butt", has become egg-like, with the exception of their legs, which are always dwarved by their egg-shaped bodies.

Person 1: "She's incredibly fat!"

Person 2: "I know...look at that egg on legs."

Egg on Legs by Hazencruz August 6, 2010

Egg on legs 

A phrase used to describe a person who has done something/said something rather idiotic without realising or meaning to.

Person 1: Oh crap, i locked myself out of the house
Person 2: You egg on legs!

Egg on legs by Vladimir January 14, 2005

Eggonlegs 

Physical affliction which atrophies the sufferers legs and upper torso resulting in stick legs and sloping shoulders, whilst thickening the sufferers lower abdomen, leaving them portly and rotund. Often mistakenly confused with "Dad bod". Affects males of all ages and ethnicities

Hey man have you seen Arjuna, the Eggonlegs got him bad...poor bugger cant find a shirt to fit

Eggonlegs by Eggonlegs Sufferer October 12, 2020