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Cock Unblock

The act of cock blocking your best friend unintentionally, but quickly realizing and bouncing it back with some sort of compliment to them, such as a large penis or can bench a large sum of weight.
Dude, those Appletinis last night were the shit!" *realizes girl* "And man, when you accidentally showed me your footlong, I almost shat myself!"
"Wow, nice cock unblock!" the mysterious woman announced
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Cock-Unblockable 

Much as the expression itself implies...

A phrase used to describe one's ability to attract/score with women sexually.

The state of being impervious to a cock block.
Say what you want about dicks being stoppable, but that mutha-fucka is cock-unblockable!

Cock Unlock 

The act of removing a Cock Block
Dude, she cockblocked me right of the bat, but then I showed her my Pokémon card collection and she started sucking my cock instantly!
Man, what a Cock Unlock
Cock Unlock by SultraZK April 11, 2021

cockinblock 

A medieval guillotine used to punish men for crimes. Commonly referred to as "the penis clever" and "the chop-a-cock"
Man 1: "I heard ethan was getting sent to the cockinblock"
Man 2: "May god have mercy on his soul."
cockinblock by tj123 August 20, 2013
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026