semenkeys 

Noun.
Keys drenched in semen.

Verb. (making semenkeys)
When you place semen on keys and use it in a lock

McGuyver couldn't open the lock, so he dropped his pants and made semenkeys. It still didn't work so he put the keys in the fish tank and gave them to his gay son for christmas.

semenkeys by chadfacedbear May 11, 2010

semenesque

having the consistancy, color, taste, or smell of semen.
someone who seems as if they spend large quantities of time soaked in semen.

that rice pudding went bad; its a bit semenesque.
j:"dont go near that girl shes a bit too... semenesque!"
chris:" thats why i want her number."

semenesque by jjerzey April 27, 2011

seamonkeys 

Usually found in products containing alcohol and chemical agents. Seamonkeys are small particles that form at the bottom of the bottle. If you shake the bottle you can see the seamonkey swirl.

John's beer was so old it had seamonkeys in it.

seamonkeys by phrek December 28, 2005

seamonkeys 

Little particles that remain in the toilet after flushing a nasty dump.

Joey must have dropped the kids off at the pool because when I went in the bathroom I had to flush the seamonkeys before I sat down.

seamonkeys by Sean Re December 20, 2004