road map 

When I shine a flashlight through my nut-sack, my viens look like the US highways.

Tourist: Where is the closest Starbuck's
Me: Here, come check out the road map, I;ll show you exactly where to take your yuppie, sycophant ass to.

road map by Jpac August 9, 2003

road map 

Very veiny boobs

"Ew look at her road map" "I know! you can totally see all of New York"

road map by yoyoyoitsme March 27, 2010

road map titties 

titties that look like the map of wisconsin

Damn!?! Look at those road map titties!?!

road map titties by lumpy-juice December 13, 2009

Road Map Ass

When a girl (or guy) has stretch marks all over their ass that looks like a road map.

Damn girl you got a road map ass.

Road Map Ass by Scorpyon November 29, 2023

Kentucky road map 

When one shines a flashlight from the rear of ones ball sack while stretching it out with both hands. Large veins are interstates, small veins are in state highways.

When my wife wasn't looking I surprised her with a view of my Kentucky Road Map. My friend showed me is cobra, I pulled out my Kentucky Road Map.

Kentucky road map by willthesoundman October 11, 2017

Mexican road map

Refers to the appearance of the skin and veins when the scrotal sack is stretched taut

After excessive drinking at a party, Johnny's dad showed everyone his Mexican road map

Mexican road map by Air Gonzo May 22, 2006

Ohio road map 

When anal fucking your partner doggystyle you proceed to pull out before you blow your load , you draw your route that your going to go with the ass juice on your cock, once you choose a destination blow you load then proceed to leave the house and follow the map to see where you end up.

Map quest wasn’t working so I had to use the old Ohio road map to get me to my destination.

Ohio road map by lcarpetrondukemarriott September 3, 2022