pitch dark 

a term used as a replacement for "pitch black" meaning not able to see anything or without light. Used frequently in rural areas in Canada, especially in the Ottawa Valley, Ontario.

One cannot travel down the street.
It is PITCH DARK because the street lights are out.

pitch dark by average jo June 28, 2009

Pitch dark 

A barbaric way of saying “pitch black”

Boo Radley only comes out at night, when you’re asleep so it’s pitch dark.

Pitch dark by BradleyIsANugget October 23, 2019

pitchdork 

Somebody who does not know whether a song is good and logs on to Pitchfork.com to find out

"Look at those corpulent rednecks bobbing to Korn"
"Pitchfork actually gave "Follow the Leader" a 6.9."
"Can we talk about this later, when I give a shit, pitchdork?"

pitchdork by self-hating hipster August 29, 2005