Textjavu

Receiving a text the day after it was originally texted because your phone was either dead or turned off, resulting in confusion and/ or late responses to the sender once you reply.

Mike: Lunch at 1 today? Sounds good to me!

Crissi: You're having textjavu. I sent you that yesterday. I'm busy today!

Textjavu by C Dizz April 16, 2009

Textjaculation 

Sending a text before you have finished due to excitement, distraction, dangerous texting speeds.

"Oh Damn! I just had another textjaculation!"
"What?"
"I sent that text before finishing the directions to the Apple store in Portland, Oregon."

Textjaculation by Jaegermeister101 April 15, 2010

Premature Textjaculation 

Sending a text before typing anything into the message due to distraction, excitement, dangerous texting speeds, or a faulty phone.

"My boyfriend has premature textjaculation"
"What do you mean?"
"Every time we're getting real edgy he sends off texts with nothing in them."

Premature Textjaculation by Roflcopter321 April 17, 2010