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BrandonPlant 

A really bad freshman roommate who uses the floor as a chair and his bed as a desk..? This person rarely showers and has the most annoying voice ever! Favorite word is "ok" and somehow manages to get a girlfriend by stalking her. Has a collection of condoms yet not one of them has ever been used. The first time he ever got a handjob he forgot to warn her and she said she would NEVER do it again! Sorry kid, looks like your a virgin for life!
Dude, that BrandonPlant is one smelly stalker!!
BrandonPlant by Bport012 March 31, 2009
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BrandonPlaysStuff 

BrandonPlaysStuff (aka Cumputer Man) dumbass bitch who plays Pokémon and makes Izuru Kamukura ASMR. He also makes music but nobody cares./hj
Someone:BrandonPlaysStuff is a great singer
Me: no
BrandonPlaysStuff by Homeecide August 21, 2021

brandonplank 

Typically used to refer to someone who is racist and/or supports slavery. Lacks any form of common sense and will manipulate others to prove a point.
Wow, that dude is such a BrandonPlank!

He was pretending to be trans? What a BrandonPlank...
brandonplank by ThisMFRacist January 25, 2021