buttsnarls

the snarling of ass hair due to the clotting of fecal matter on the ass hair, resulting a tangle of feces and hair that are tough to separate

after that corn cob eating contest, those buttsnarls were really bad and took a week to get out.

buttsnarls by Naerg March 9, 2009

buttsnacks 

Stuff in the butt you eat as a snack, such as poop.

You won't find buttsnacks in the grocery store near the Dunkaroos

buttsnacks by Duke January 31, 2003

buttnails 

-When you have yellow fingernails growing out from your ass.

- They could be French Tips also, normally forming from out of the crack.

" I have to trim my buttnails!"

"Ow, my buttnails are hurting me!"

buttnails by Creeper23 March 31, 2009