pellodouche

1. a really hot girl whos also a douche bag
2. the most popular/bitchy person at school

1. guy 1: dude, i just broke up with greer
guy 2: why, shes hot
guy 1: yea, but lately shes been a total pellodouche. and i dont think its because of pms.

2. new guy: dang, shes hot
guy: yea, her names Karen, but i heard shes a real pellodouche

by edward jacobson February 23, 2009

PedoDouche

It is a guy that targets freshman and underclassmen and harasses them to give him sex and nude photos, and he is generally an asshole who is rude to most other people. He calls other people fags and retards because he is still in the closet and unhappy with his own life

omg! (name here) is such a pedodouche! He wont stop asking me for nude pictures, what an ass

by Dudeyouradouche October 18, 2011

Paleodouche

A person who talks about nothing but Paleo diets and/or Crossfit. Will continually berate you for eating cheese.

Said person also without the realization that the paleolithic period spanned a 2.5 million years. Douche.

Allergy Sufferers and Paleodouche Warning: Our products may contain nuts and seeds, which are life threatening for one and fucking stupid for the other.

by Dougal Hassellhoff July 24, 2014