hoagie hound Share definition Flag A girl who loves meat in her buns or an astute male who likes to be the reciever in a game of catch the cock. Man dude, Sarah is a hoagie hound. I banged her up the poop chute for three hours last night. hoagie hound by doyle November 30, 2003 0 0 Get merch Get the hoagie hound mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch