Skip to main content
A balding, middle aged male with a protruding belly. He often engages in outdoorsy type activities like fishing and hunting. One way to determine if the person is an actual Alekson is to check his chest for Dog Tits.
That Alekson over there with the Dog Tits just caught a large fish.
Alekson by Fish Head ST8CU July 3, 2017

aleksondra 

The most intelligent and stunning girl you will ever find. A girl that is loyal yet funny, and will gladly talk to you when you are sad. She gives the best compliments, has a super cool and excepting family, and without a doubt steal your heart. Aleksondra is smart and can relate to multiple things, (same baby boo) , and she knows a guy named Justin that is cracked at Fortnite.
Did you know that Aleksondra has a million dolla puthay?
aleksondra by myfriendjustin January 4, 2021

alisonism 

alisonism.
a word or phrase which comes from the mouth of our wonderfull music teacher at college.
"that's hell on toast"
"what a meaty chord"
"i like that sax growl.."
"oooh a cycle of 5ths"
alisonism by Kelly Kenyon January 13, 2005
The guy with the prettiest smile, has a very passionate outlook on life. He's very loyal and loves to travel, you'll never know if he likes u, tho.
Guy: Have you met Aleksis?
Guy 2: Yeah, HES SO COOL
Aleksis by anonymous December 4, 2020
Aleksis is Fortnite god and can’t fix cars.
Aleksis is just a fortnite god nothing all.
Aleksis by ImNotTabors November 22, 2021
Yo if this is your name and you are boy, then you probably are awesome. Nothing else to mention.
Yo this man Aleksis is awesome no cap.
Aleksis by petrxl November 24, 2021