chocolate tear 

A chocolate tear is when your ass waters just a little bit, it can either be from drinking too much espresso, or from your ass crying in anticipation of being penetrated.

1. He shed one chocolate tear from his winking brown eye.
2. Her ass cried a chocolate tear after he came early while fucking her up the butt.

chocolate tear by B.ryeen April 13, 2008

chocolate tears 

while sittin on yer womans face take a dump in her mouth and then cum in her nose and help it on its way with a shit coated finger so it comes out her eyes

i made my woman cry chocolate tears lastnight.....oh yeah

chocolate tears by fintygamery January 4, 2009

chocolate tears 

When you're sad and you think of something you love to feel better.

John: I was crying about my math grade until I thought about the pizza I'm getting for lunch.
Richard: Aww man, those are chocolate tears!

chocolate tears by itssojuvia October 7, 2021

ChocolateTeabag 

The act of tea bagging the top of your lover's head only to realize they had poop in their hair.

"I tea bagged the hell outta him BUT turns out it was the ol' ChocolateTeabag"

ChocolateTeabag by Chet Biggenston April 25, 2021