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impactual 

Something that makes a strong point.
"Smithers, I need you to create a brief but impactual, presentation for this project."

impactful 

A non-existent word coined by corporate advertising, marketing and business drones to make their work sound far more useful, exciting and beneficial to humanity than it really is. This term is most frequently used in "team building" seminars and conferences in which said drones discuss the most effective ways to convince consumer zombies to purchase crap they clearly do not need or even want.
"The board was convinced that my new ad campaign for arsenic and semen flavored lollipops for tots will be incredibly impactful and will generate heaps of sales."
impactful by J. Spaghetti June 19, 2007

impartial 

not partial or biased; fair; just
Finally, a fair impartial judge.
impartial by jman3564 December 8, 2014

Impartial 

Neither good nor evil, a little a both but mostly neutral.
I am very impartial
Impartial by Qwert2o1 January 24, 2017

itsactuallyatlas

The best person on TikTok, they only have one video but it's bussin bussin fr fr
'Did you see that Mike only has one video, it's kinda iconic though'

'I know right bro, he pulled an itsactuallyatlas'

impactful 

Something that conveys significance.

I.e. utter marketing gash, its words like this that make society bad and help meaningless marketing plebians ascend the rungs of their pointless evil careers and step on anyone creative in their path. For shame marketing ... for shame.
Wow, that campaign is really impactful yeah, you understand what i mean yeah, yeah?
impactful by Tired Creative April 17, 2005