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Flu Shot 

The briefest possible act of sexual intercourse. There is no "pumping" involved - just insertion, ejaculation, and withdrawal.

Although very similar physically to a "one-pump wonder," but a flu shot is different because it is a deliberate act meant to save time. A flu shot requires training to accomplish correctly. A flu shot is a valuable scheduling tool.

Men generally enjoy giving flu shots more than women enjoy receiving them, but with discipline women should be able to train their bodies to orgasm from a single flu shot.
I joined the mile high club when I gave my girlfriend a flu shot in the bathroom right before the plane landed.
Flu Shot by silentnomoreusa.com November 23, 2010
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Flu Shot 

While having sex doggy style, the person doing the jack hammering chugs a gallon of milk. The gyration of the body with the souring of the milk in the stomach will induce vomiting. This will need to be timed perfectly with ejaculation. While the shot goes inside of the vagina, the flu like vomit goes all over the back.
"Last night i gave my girl a flu shot and i dont think that she liked me cumming inside her or my puke on her back."
Flu Shot by Johnson1981 June 29, 2016

Flu Shot 

When you cum in a girls mouth and then tell her a joke to make her laugh, which causes your cum to come out her nose.
On a second date I gave this girl a flu shot. Still haven’t heard back...

Flu Shot 

When you've had enough of someone. So you take a pen and preferably stab them in the eye or somewhere else on the body.
"Man this customer wont stop fuckin' complaining about this bread. Imma give em' a flu shot!"
Flu Shot by McCreazy February 6, 2008

Flu Shot 

Just as your ready to finish your grab your partner head take the tip of your penis and put it up to their nose and shoot your load up it.
Baby I want that load but not in my hair or eyes give me a flu shot.
Flu Shot by JJ AND BG November 4, 2021

Flu-Shot 

A 50 ml shooter bottle, an especially discrete choice of drink.
"I gotta go get my flu-shots before this funeral"
Flu-Shot by bootybandit608 January 11, 2025

Flu Shot Guilt 

The guilt projected onto a person that doesn't want to or believe in taking the flu shot vaccine.
You say "No" meaning "I don't want you to inject me with formaldehyde & mercury" and the nurse gives you the flu shot guilt by sending you a look like you just said "there's no such thing as God."
Flu Shot Guilt by Veritas Caput February 4, 2012