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Otherwise known as a T3CH-H00.

A person with all the latest and biggest electronic devices. Almost any Tech-ho knows how to speak 1337 almost fluently.

Usually likes Electronic or Techno music.
"Oh, my, god. Becky, look at that iPod.
It is so big. She looks like,
one of those T3CH-H0's girlfriends.
But, y'know, who understands those T3CH-H0's? *scoff*
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total raver, 'kay?
I mean, her professional camera, is just so big. *scoff*
I can't believe it's just so High-tech, it's like,
out there, I mean - WOW. Look!
She's just so ... BIG!"

Guy: "Baby I love you."
Tech-ho: "Omg really?"
Guy: "Yes."
Tech-ho: "Would you do anything for me?"
Guy: "Of course baby."
Tech-ho: "Okay. Well I saw this amazing Phone today, it's brand new. And no one has it yet! Sooo... I'll totally bang you if you'll buy it for me."
Tech-ho by Emma-lou who July 22, 2008
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Tech-hole 

Yeah, the neighborhood is filled with tech-holes who want to make it into a Microsoft campus.
Tech-hole by deli guy March 1, 2015
A skinny boy who lives in alberta with his fat ginge cat in the basement that loves technology and free porn.
You are such a tech-hoe.

Dude, phat natters is such a tech-hoe
tech-hoe by dr.house February 11, 2010

Tech Hop 

A music genre created by current and former Silicon Valley employees that utilizes generative A.I. vocals, disparate samples, and repetitive choruses to create a signature underground hip hop style. The originator of the style is claimed to be an artist by the name of Big Lang.
Did you hear that new tech hop song by Big Lang that dropped overnight in the San Jose Discord chat?
Tech Hop by Jen Gathers September 4, 2023

tech house 

A cross breed of house and techno music, generally keeping the tempo, beat and rhythm of a house song. Electronic and synthetic instruments are usually laid over to form the fusion of house and techno.
DJ MofoSam played a sick set last night. After he busted out that chunky house set, he delved into some dope tech house that got the whole crowd jumping.
tech house by MofoSam June 10, 2003

Tech House 

Subgenre of house music (or techno) which combines both house and techno vibes to create a truly unruly sound never before encountered in human history.

A lot of people seem to like tech house for it's ability to cause you to move in new and imaginative ways like you have never experienced before. Additional side effects of even short term listening include potential gurning, even whilst sober.

See also: house music techno warehouse big room acid
Ed: "Mate, check out this new tech house record I bought - it's truly unruly!"
Justin: "A true instabag!"
Tommy: "Siiiick!"
Anthony: "Yeah man that's proper mint. Listen to dem vibesss"

tech house bro 

A fratty guy who likes admittedly dope music. 20-29 years young.
The club was full of tech house bros so we left because we’re nerds who prefer future bass anyways, and tech house bros feel like our apex predator.
tech house bro by APOLOGIEZZZZZ February 6, 2023