cockrobatics

Any unusual placement of your male member. Such as the bat wing, the brain, the log, the fruit basket, the goat, bubble gum, the Houdini, the Abraham Lincoln, the mangina or Buffalo Bill,the wristwatch, the hot dog with a bun, or any other hilarious ways to contort your junk.

Jack- Check it out! THE BRAIN!!.
Mac-Thats disgusting, but it is definately some impressive cockrobatics.

cockrobatics by Mike James "MAC DADDY" January 9, 2008

Cockrobating 

The act of masturbating while a cockroach waits patiently on your foot. Said cockroach may or may not be waiting for you to finish. While it is not impossible for a female to cockrobate, it is usually done by men.

Leave me alone, I'm cockrobating.

Cockrobating by a nodule of gonorrhoea October 24, 2014

Cockrobotic 

A female who has more than extraordinary and almost acrobatic-like skill set in terms of sexual feats.

Man I went out with Jill last night and who would of thought she was so cockrobotic. That chick was doing backflips and Spiderman type shit.

Cockrobotic by truthboss September 5, 2018