Shmirvin' 

To be twisted beyond Compare, Bent, Guaranteed Hangover!

P1: "Dog, I can't see out of one eye...it's hella blurry?"

P2: "that's cause you were shmirvin' hard last night"

Shmirvin' by Darth Lord September 26, 2007

shirvin 

An asshole that likes to play with your feelings. Always wanting sex and loves girls but can't admit it. acts gay and likes weird songs.

he's a shirvin

shirvin by damnsheeshbop January 16, 2022

Shmirkin dirkin birkin dirkin 

The noise a retarded kid makes

"Shmirkin dirkin birkin dirkin" - the retarded kid

Shmirkin dirkin birkin dirkin by General Serb Nationalist October 5, 2023