cornback rattler 

Usually found in the wilderness, a cornback rattler is a long snake-like turd with chunks of corn in it.

I was crouching in the woods and almost stepped on a cornback rattler.

cornback rattler by Freebird September 16, 2003

cornback rattler 

A corn-riddled turd.

Gross! I went to use the men's room and someone left a cornback rattler in one of the toilets.

cornback rattler by Lugnuts February 12, 2014

corn back rattler

A turd loaded with corn and other exotic vegetables.

After the picnic I filled the port-o- potty with a nice corn back rattler.

corn back rattler by camel toe February 21, 2003