a legend.
He travels the lands of dade county preparing awesome food from 10-4am.
everyone should travel just to eat his food.
you should. its what jesus would do.
jesus: you guys should try this shit, its OFF DA CHAIN- jesus favorite choice.
this food is soo good, it must be the work of pinchoman.
"I gave her The Pitchman last night, she loved it so much, her pussy was soaking up my pre-cum like a Sham-wow!"
"Tired of messing with douche bag guys that just can't make cum? Well, get my Finger Buster! I will give you not one finger, not two fingers, but three whole fingers in your pussy! And if you cum now I will throw in an extra 10 minutes of clit busting action for free! You can't lose!"
Patch’ speciality dance to the macho man song. Patch likes to stand on her two paws along side her mother and sway to the tune and laugh at her dancing
A Pitchman is someone who would try to convince you of a sale, The most authentic type of Pitchman would be located on a street corner or outside a busy area, he would have a small stall, which he would carry around easily with him from place to place trying to sell his wares. Not comparable to modern day charity clipboard people, these guys had an art and a style to how they worked and they would always make a sale, in the short term or long term.
That's Old Ed over there. He sold me this tie for only a buck!! He's a real Pitchman.