When you have major wood in the crotchal area but you are wearing some sort of loose garment around there so your purple headed yogurt slinger is clearly visible- thus like a tent
to sport a woody that is second to none;
the hardest, stiffest penile erectionon the face of the planet; to pack more wood in one's trousers than a lumber yard; a raging hard on that sports more veins than an 80-yea-old woman's hamhocks.