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Trouser Tent 

When you have major wood in the crotchal area but you are wearing some sort of loose garment around there so your purple headed yogurt slinger is clearly visible- thus like a tent
'Dude, How many does your Trouser Tent accomodate!'

trouser tent 

a tent made in the trouser department being held up by ones pork sword aka cock
wow trev thats a fuckoff trouser tent u got there
trouser tent by darryn,marshy,dan October 13, 2006

pitch a trouser tent 

to sport a woody that is second to none;
the hardest, stiffest penile erection on the face of the planet; to pack more wood in one's trousers than a lumber yard; a raging hard on that sports more veins than an 80-yea-old woman's hamhocks.
When I saw her crunchy frogs and curvaceous can, Willy The One Eyed Wonder Worm pitched quite the trouser tent!
pitch a trouser tent by weave July 12, 2003