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if your man drinks this, he’s your missus.
Bloody Baz was drinking a furphy the other day, didn’t know he had a moot !
furphy by I love milfs xo May 12, 2021
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Chilean Furphy 

The act of pouring a craft beer into the anus of a lactose intolerant person and having them forcefully fart on your face after drinking a carton of heavy cream for pleasure of the receiver.
Bro this chick was a freak man, she asked me for a Chilean furphy but I don't swing that way, I think I dodged a bullet there.
Chilean Furphy by Hourmarg January 24, 2022

furphish 

Someone who is fat, lazy and/or stupid and thinks they are the most important person around.
Murphat is gone now because he was so furphish that he thought he could ride in a plane on his fat ass all day rather than work.
furphish by DmurHphaLtttt May 21, 2010
See murph. A female form of a murph.
- note - very rare
Jane is a furph which means she loves to sniff panties, toilet seats and asses
Furph by Murph McGirt December 9, 2003

furphenalia 

the accessories and gadgets one needs when one is a furry.
they sold all sorts of furphenalia, like collars and tails and costumes.
furphenalia by hollyRocks September 30, 2009

furphobe 

A person with a dislike of or prejudice against furries.
Sydney: "You have a fursona? Not gonna lie, that's kinda gay bro..."
Charles: "Silence, furphobe."
furphobe by xWatershed_ December 22, 2019