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Frogmarch 

1. What francophobes call Le Grande-armee.
2. What France hasn't done in a while.
3. Something that hasn't happened in a very long time.
Napoleon's Frogmarch soundly defeated armies from Russia and Austria at the Battle of Austerlitz.

Germany has invaded France again, they've taken Chirac prisoner, and are currently busy rebuilding the Bastille and melting down the Eiffel Tower for ammo! Looks like time for a Frogmarch!

Our Government's being honest to the people?! That's a Frogmarch!

FOOTNOTE: This is a joke; I don not hate or scorn the French (though I can understand why some people do), and I do not call the French "Frogs" in everyday life. If you care to read my honest view on France and its people, go to (French).
Frogmarch by El_Haggis September 12, 2006
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Frog March

Commonly used in the Washington D.C. area. Synonomus with "perp-walk". Used to discibe being escorted to/from court, forcibly by the police.
"Dude, they are so gonna' frog march Ken Ley."
Frog March by tallcat October 31, 2005

@frmarchive 

@frmarchive is the greatest.
@frmarchive by okUzi July 12, 2023

Frog March

the particular kind of filthy slutty swagger used by french prostitutes, in which the ass is perked upwards invitingly whilst simultainiously rotated in a clockwise quasi-elipitical motion
"that fucking slut melissa can frog march like a cheap parisian whore despite her obvious man ass handicap"
Frog March by metro anthony November 13, 2005