meeting 

where minutes are taken and hours are lost

I thought the meeting to talk about planning for designing a new media policy was a waste of time. It could have been finished by the time we were done.

meeting by tired of being a good sport September 3, 2007

meeting 

A period of time used to talk about the things(work) you should do if you were not in a meeting.

we have a meeting for the project at 10Am.

meeting by David Croteau. August 10, 2006

meeting 

Discrete term meaning to masturbate.

My roommate left for class, so it was time for a meeting.

meeting by sfzDefiner April 13, 2004

meeting 

An opportunity to meet new friends and impress people during work time, without actually having to do any work.

The greatest exponents of the meeting never actually do any work, but still manage to progress through the company at an alarming rate. This is achieved through two key strategies:

1: The use of key words within the meeting environment such as "added value", "customer centric", "think outside the box" and "rationalisation".

2: Scheduling their time so that meetings end and bigin 5 minutes apart throughout the day. This gives them time to stride purposely through the office muttering "I musn't be late for this important meeting", thus making themselves appear incredibly valuable to the organisation, without anyone ever understanding exactly what it is they do all day.

I have no work to do, and I need to look busy in case the boss comes back.

I know - I will call a meeting!

meeting by Nick July 22, 2004

meeting 

an unnecessary exercise in bullshit and stupidity, usually brought on by others to make themselves look important and productive.

-how was your meeting today?
-it was just as normal, bob went on about something or other for 45 mins.

meeting by chadski nova August 2, 2006

meeting 

a meeting of any anonymous fellowship like a.a or n.a

addict 1: you goin to the 830 meeting tonight
addict 2: ya man
addict 1: see ya there

meeting by im joseph, im an addict LOL July 31, 2006

meeting 

A period of time used to talk about the things(work) you should do if you were not in a meeting.

we have a meeting for the project at 10Am.

meeting by David Croteau. August 10, 2006