waylawi

Orig. Singaporean:

Essentially means Oh My God! but could mean whatever you want. It's a cool expression that can be applied to many events. (N.B: I'm vaguely drunk)

WAYLAWI! That CS Camper damn pwned my ass!

WAYLAWI! I didn't order fries!

WAYLAWI! That was good sex!

waylawi by rich le awesome July 13, 2006

Waylaid 

Could be used as a replacement for "yeah same" or "true".

Matt: "Yo Lindsay Lohan really let herself go......."
Joe: "Haha i know. Waylaid."

Or

Beth:"Omg i studied for that test all night and i STILL failed."
Nicole:"Waylaid."

Waylaid by Rowland polanski February 24, 2013

waylaisted 

Wasted, but with an added dose of waylaid
In other words... messed---up

"Dude, you tore up that guy on the street! He was waylaisted!"
"Dude, what's in this stuff? I'm... waylaisted."

waylaisted by IronGumby April 20, 2008

WayLaid 

Among other definitions, getting Waylaid describes the last minute sexual event that causes you to be late.

On your WAY out the door, your partner approaches you sexually and you get LAID.

BOSS: "Steve why are you 3 minutes late? what's your excuse this time?"

STEVE: "Sorry Boss, my girlfriend waylaid me this morning. Can't turn that down!"

BOSS: "Quickie sex with your super hot girlfriend should not be as high a priority in your life as running my shit errands and kissing my ass. You're Fired"

WayLaid by FantinoBoy June 12, 2010

waylain 

A feeling of absence from the body in a metaphysical sense; an out of body experience.

"George, are you swaying because it's windy or are you just more waylain than usual today?"

waylain by CP Hog July 25, 2008

Waylaid 

Had great sex.

Dude sorry I am late for breakfast, but I got waylaid last night.

Waylaid by cbreader October 17, 2008

Waylaid 

Getting pregnant subsequent to having heterosexual intercourse.

"She got waylaid last night just so she could take maternity leave in a few months."

Waylaid by retrotron November 28, 2009