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Orig. Singaporean:

Essentially means Oh My God! but could mean whatever you want. It's a cool expression that can be applied to many events. (N.B: I'm vaguely drunk)
WAYLAWI! That CS Camper damn pwned my ass!

WAYLAWI! I didn't order fries!

WAYLAWI! That was good sex!
waylawi by rich le awesome July 13, 2006
Urban Dictionary Merch
Could be used as a replacement for "yeah same" or "true".
Matt: "Yo Lindsay Lohan really let herself go......."
Joe: "Haha i know. Waylaid."

Or

Beth:"Omg i studied for that test all night and i STILL failed."
Nicole:"Waylaid."
Waylaid by Rowland polanski February 24, 2013
Related Words

waylaisted 

Wasted, but with an added dose of waylaid
In other words... messed---up
"Dude, you tore up that guy on the street! He was waylaisted!"
"Dude, what's in this stuff? I'm... waylaisted."
waylaisted by IronGumby April 20, 2008
Among other definitions, getting Waylaid describes the last minute sexual event that causes you to be late.

On your WAY out the door, your partner approaches you sexually and you get LAID.
BOSS: "Steve why are you 3 minutes late? what's your excuse this time?"

STEVE: "Sorry Boss, my girlfriend waylaid me this morning. Can't turn that down!"

BOSS: "Quickie sex with your super hot girlfriend should not be as high a priority in your life as running my shit errands and kissing my ass. You're Fired"
WayLaid by FantinoBoy June 12, 2010
A feeling of absence from the body in a metaphysical sense; an out of body experience.
"George, are you swaying because it's windy or are you just more waylain than usual today?"
waylain by CP Hog July 25, 2008
Had great sex.
Dude sorry I am late for breakfast, but I got waylaid last night.
Waylaid by cbreader October 17, 2008
Getting pregnant subsequent to having heterosexual intercourse.
"She got waylaid last night just so she could take maternity leave in a few months."
Waylaid by retrotron November 28, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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