One of the texts Tiger Woods sent to mistress Joslyn James was only two words, "fish bowl," obviously a reference to the preeminent golfer's trademark sexual maneuver the fish bowl, where he reportedly chokes his dirty whore partners to unconsciousness with a leather belt, only for them to awaken in the bathtub with Woods standing over them, pouring from the eponymous vessel a seemingly endless supply of a self-concocted and aged urine preserve into all available orifices.
Not to be confused with other memorable Woods moves such as performing the
Alabama crab dangle, pulling off a
Mexican Halloween, demonstrating the so-called "resealable pipe," or 2006 incident in which the legend reportedly executed a reverse goat hook.