The Hermit 

A club in Brentwood, UK, attracting goths, grungers, emos, indie kids etc. Plays mainly rock music, and it's subgenres. Also a popular excuse used by teens to go out and get drunk or stoned.
Contains a mosh pit and hot girls

Abbr of The Hermitage Club/Site.

A) Yeah, I'm going to the hermit tonight.
B) I'm just going to tell parents, then get some smirnoff

The Hermit by conorschild December 21, 2005

The Hermit Crab 

the act of inserting two fist's into a woman's vagina, and then once in her musky cave, the lower fist sprawls out and does a tickling motion using the fingers !!

Dave:How did go with that girl last night??
Jim: Ya, it went really well, I used The Hermit Crab on her !!

The Hermit Crab by TheMightyBeef August 31, 2012

kill the hermit 

(1) In the MMORPG "Kingdom of Loathing", this phrase conjures up any of a variety of myths and legends about how to 'solve' a particular part of the game, especially if said thing cannot be done.

(2) Masturbation.

(1) In order to open up the sunken chest, you first have to kill the hermit. Of course, in order to do that, you must first blow Mr. Skullhead, earning you three perspicacity points. Yeah, they're one of the Moxie substats.

(2) Yeah, I thought about taking on the Naughty Sorceress, but that's too much of a pain in the ass; I'm just gonna go lube up and kill the hermit instead.

kill the hermit by Maplethorpe September 8, 2005

feeding the hermit crab 

a paticularly stinky chore, especially if you haven't cleaned the cage in a while.

dad:get to feeding the hermit crab!
Kid: eeewww is that crab poop? I didnt know crabs pooped....yuck!

feeding the hermit crab by Lei Lei January 11, 2009

boris the hermit 

The Definition of a cunt

Man, Boris The Hermit is an actual cunt.

boris the hermit by LyinFoo January 23, 2017

Projecting perspectives whilst being obvious is the hermit tarot card. 

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Person 4: Projecting perspectives whilst being obvious is the hermit tarot card.

Projecting perspectives whilst being obvious is the hermit tarot card. by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 13, 2025

hermit the frog

Someone who sits in seclusion for a period of time but is normally outgoing and social.

-"Where's Nick? He usually comes out with us."
-"He's being hermit the frog tonight in his room"

hermit the frog by stikshift September 21, 2011