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Mommyman by Species Mommyman space December 2, 2020
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mommytang
a portmanteau combining the words 'mommy' slang for 'mother,' and 'poontang,'(sometimes pronouced 'poodytang') which is slang for 'vagina.' Generally used in the context of MILFs, or making a 'your mom' joke.
Dad: MMM, MMM. That was some sweet, mommytang last night.
Son: For fuck's sakes, Dad, I hope you're talking about mom, not grandma. You know what, either way, what the fuck, dad?
Son: For fuck's sakes, Dad, I hope you're talking about mom, not grandma. You know what, either way, what the fuck, dad?
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Mommy man
it is a man that cares for you and nurtures you the way an ideal mother would. this man is a common want for ppl with mother issues that wont to be taken care of
"have you noticed all the women like jack?"
" yea bro its bcs he's what ppl like to call a mommy man"
" yea bro its bcs he's what ppl like to call a mommy man"
Mommy man by That real todobroki bishh February 14, 2021
Mommytank
Alternative name for any crossover style SUV, typically driven by mommies (and daddies) for "practicality" despite being no bigger than a car while driving worse, getting worse fuel economy, and costing more.
Alternatively, it is also driven people so insecure by their driving they worry about surviving when they hit someone else due to their incompetence.
You buy a mommytank because you like to sit higher.
Alternatively, it is also driven people so insecure by their driving they worry about surviving when they hit someone else due to their incompetence.
You buy a mommytank because you like to sit higher.
mommytanjiro
mommytanjiro by Froggyyy July 27, 2021