A high school in the middle of nowhere. Known for producing graduating classes of both people who can't spell their own name and people who have trouble understanding what the phrase "unfinished homework" means. All the band's instruments are broken, all the cheerleaders are secretly rooting for the other team, and the teachers just want the torture to end.

McEwen High School is your average, everyday-- annnd you stole my lungs.

McEwen High School by MyChemicalFallOutSiren March 15, 2017

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ben mcewen

The most sexy man with the biggest dick

Omg my boyfriend is such a ben mcewen

ben mcewen by Sexy robot 69 March 1, 2017

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Zane mcewen

A thick bitch with more problems then friends, but what he lacks in friends he makes up in voices in his head, and additionally he loves penis and butt holes ( guy butts) and he is a total beta cuck

Man don’t be such a Zane mcewen and just talk to her

Zane mcewen by Orosz99 January 25, 2020

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ian mcewen

i wish your name would pop on my phone asking me how my day was. And I wish u knew the me I am now, instead of all my immaturity and lessons I had still to learn.-mb

I hope you are doing well Ian mcewen ❤️

ian mcewen by Chakano July 8, 2019

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