Human Purse 

The act of carrying a Hermaphrodite by its weiner while it's tucked into it's own vagina.

Why don't you carry me like a Human Purse. Or. The handle of my human purse broke off, so I had to get a new one.

Human Purse by Matthew James Williams August 4, 2007

Human Purse 

That thing when you carry a midget under your arm and put the things you would normally put into you pockets into its mouth

Girrrrl you really need to ditch that rank ass Louis V and get yourself one of these fly Human Purses

Human Purse by Futt Bucker69 September 26, 2020