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Ball Kiss 

When you and a male friend (no eye contact no homo remember boys) gently shmush testes as a sign of affection.Common greeting for Japanese and north Korean business men (occasionally found in parts of Canada).
Person 1:"You know Dave when I first met you I wasn't too sure if you were a ball kiss kinda guy or a handshake person."
Person 2:"Yeah i'm very fond of the smushing of the testes you know next time just pull my trousers down for me even."
Ball Kiss by Kieran Clover August 13, 2020
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dirty ball kiss 

It's when you are in a public toxic waste i mean bathroom and your balls touch the water
DAMMIT I just got a dirty ball kiss .

Sorry dude I just got out clean.

Water Ball Kiss 

A water ball kiss occurs when you sit on the toilet and you poop and it splashes on your balls. It feels like a small kiss
"Damn I just took a big dump at the school and got a water ball kiss."

ball kisser 

Someone who enjoys pleasing a man by worshipping their balls (see testicles). When properly done both right and left balls are given equal attention as to not make the other jealous. The act of ball kissing can also be used as a method to increase sperm counts for fertility purposes as kissing the balls helps stimulate sperm production and also increases both volume of pre-cum and ejaculations. Not to be confused with a ball licker who is someone that uses pleasure as indirect barter for financial benefit (see brownnose). The method could also be used by a woman right before sexual intercourse with the penis attached to the balls being kissed as a way of improving the performance of the penis that is about to penetrate the vagina.
My girlfriend is such a good ball kisser. She's a real giver when she knows she's gonna get some good sex.

Ball kisses 

When you fart on your boyfriend’s balls while he’s inside you
I’m so gassy right now, if we have sex I’m going to give you some ball kisses
Ball kisses by Ballkisses May 19, 2024