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Pandaphile

Any individual obsessed with pandas to the point of that individual becoming a creepy stalker of pandas. This individual will surround them selves with all sorts of Panda memorabilia, and constantly rave about the latest videos of pandas. They may also have their desktop set to the PandaCam so they can keep constant tabs on the object of their obsession.

Note: Not to be confused with a Panda File, which is a perfectly acceptable way of keeping tabs on all the latest Panda Diplomacy News going on in the world.
Nate: "Wait, so how long have you been staring at that PandaCam?"

Christ: "I don't know- OMGSHHH IT JUST SNEEZZEEEEDD"

Nate: "Pandaphile."
Pandaphile by Mary Danger March 22, 2011
Related Words

mandashity 

The kind of silver tongued words a male might use to
woo a woman into the sack. She may suspect he is

telling an untruth, but who doesn't want to believe she is
the most lovely, sexy thing?
When he left, having fulfilled his desires, she realized his
words were pure mandashity.
mandashity by Pamelot July 22, 2011
The situation the world is currently (2020) living in. The feeling of hopelessness due to the immense stupidity of others not following social distancing and proper practices.
I’m so tired of living like this, pandammit
Pandammit by Vickthechick June 15, 2020

pandacity 

The state or quality of viewing things in a pandacious manner, that is, seeing things as being black and white like the colors of a panda.
With utter pandacity he decided she was entirely against him because she wouldn't agree with all of his views.
pandacity by Gregory V. Richardson November 30, 2003

pantshittingly 

Adjective; can be used to describe how drunk one got the night before.
I got pantshittingly drunk last night and woke up in the morning smelling like shit and shame.
pantshittingly by derebeker June 7, 2011
Derived from fantastic applying panda as well, describes how a person who is associated with panda's is feeling.
I'm feeling Pandastic
Pandastic by DarthEvilPanda August 29, 2005