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Shipwrong 

A man who started out his career building ships, but with no notable successes. When he wondered aloud what he should do to get better at his craft, AND on his craft, he was assured "Whatever floats your boat!". Lacking any success at doing just that, he replied: "Nothing, absolutely nothing!" will do that.
"Sharkie", was just not very handy with tools, and so, when he apprenticed as a shipwrong on the Titanic, everyone knew he had finally found his true calling.
Shipwrong by You rReal Name July 8, 2020
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shitwrangled 

extremely wasted. Wasted is not shitwrangled. If you are fucked up you are not shitwrangled. Shitwrangled is beyond fucked up
Wanna get shitwrangled tonight?
hell yeah man lets fucking do it
shitwrangled by dixonta September 30, 2011
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Shipwright 

A total bad ass refer to corker Also a wooden boat biulder or wooden boat repairer.Shipwright work is as old as biblical times and older.
That shipwright bent that plank onto the boat by steaming it.

shitwrangler 

Someone who always causing shit to happen,they have a constant circle of shit happening around them.
That shitwrangler is always causing problems.theres always so much shit happening around him
shitwrangler by Sbg413x April 12, 2022