ahmad syndrome 

Ahmad syndrome is a disorder in which the patient is born with a disgusting beard that cannot stop growing. The patient suffers from sever weirdness resembling no other, and they are universally ugly. (Some cases may include horrendous body odor).

Doctor: I’m sorry ma’am but ur son has been diagnosed with ahmad syndrome.
Mom: NO. ANYTHING BUT THAT!
Doctor: I wish there was another choice. It can be treated however by frequently spraying deodorant, using your time wisely in school, and hanging around the right crowd. I suggest getting an abortion tho.

ahmad syndrome by LingLing Wan February 16, 2020

Ahmed syndrome 

The disability to lose basic and fundamental cognitive abilities and have a constantly decreasing attention span that worsens by the minute which leads you to interrupt your friend's conversations or space out into the abyss every now and then.

"Faisal you're not paying attention, did the Ahmed Syndrome really get you? Pull yourself together man."

Ahmed syndrome by spozy May 21, 2024