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Vansky is the most sexist man on earth his and he's searching for his true love and he think you might find the one her name is elaina
Vansky is a good person to talk to
Vansky by Vansky January 31, 2020
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Vanskugge 

A sex position that consists of the "doggy-style" position, but both parties wear yellow pigtails wigs (as to imitate a dutchman) and wooden clogs, and the partners play some sort of Dutch music (or the band Isengard) in the background. (The clogs can be used aafterwards to dance to the aforementioned Dutch music) Very popular in the Netherlands.
"Tonight, I am going to vanskugge my girlfriend while listening to Heidevolk. Afterwards we will do a little jig."
Vanskugge by 28jewslayer88 January 5, 2010
A vaskyboy is derived from vasky.. which means serious and complacent in the greek mythological dictionary, and kyboy.. which means.. has a lot of ki in japanese...

Vaskyboys are sexy and have nice, belted, assess. They prefer to wear cotton underwear and sometimes they will incline towards male-relationships

Some vaskyboys are considered very serious, but once you get to know the vaskyboys you realize they are aggressive in bed and can sometimes make you feel impotent.

Recommndations: Treat them as you would treat a hungry manatee... invite them to classy and fancy restaurants, tehy will surely respond with hugs and hair...
Guy 1: OMG look at the vaskyboy
Guy 2: Yeah hes sooo hot and amazing, look at his delicious butt
Guy 1:I have to have him as my own
Guy 2:Lets Attack!!! MEAAWWWW

Girl 1: Today is vaskyboyday night... yesss
vaskyboy by Kamastron April 9, 2010
a beautiful blessing, a goddess, a gift given from angel. if you know a person named vanky, and vanky knows you, good luck would come to you.
Vanky is gifted by an angel.
Vanky by ododo May 12, 2020

vanskiver 

One of the dopest fucking Dutch last names ever and shows how much epic shit they do in their free time.
John: Have you ever heard of the Vanskivers?

Harold: no I have not but they sound dope as shit
A dope ass last name. This is one reserved for only the top tier of society. One is lucky to even meet a Vanskike, yet be one. They are most famously known for their abilities in bed as they are naturally gifted in their body and hidden sexual talents. They also might leave you laughing till you cry because they are the funniest people you will ever meet. Best combination.
Guys! I had the best s*x of my life last night! He must be a Vanskike...
vanskike by Jtaecroab1234 February 18, 2021