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crank and stank 

when a guy fingers his asshole while pleasuring hsi almond shaped g spot in his ass and jerking off at the same time
wow today was so great i was streaming cum and cuming gallons cause i was crank and stanking
crank and stank by anal man December 6, 2004

Porcelain Crank and Stank 

When a guy jerks off on the toilet right after taking a shit
I was in a rush this morning so I killed 2 birds with one stone with a porcelain Crank and Stank

Doodleberg crank and spank 

It is when you have 3 men and two camels along with a picture of hitler. The first man grabs the second man’s penis yelling doodleberg. The second man shoves his arms up both camels assess and yells crank and the third guy gets on his knees and takes turns blowing each camel while jacking off himself and the first guy. It is complete when the third guys mouth is full of camel cum yells out spank!!!
Dude we got so drunk we did the doodleberg crank and spank with these two Arabian camels

crank it and spank it

When used in business: wrap it up and get on with the task.

Note: if you have an HR department you should not use this phrase in business.
Okay team, let’s crank it and spank it!”

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026