p0es_petty_spouse is a flooring company owned by Edgar Allan Poe from bungou stray dogs
out of ten I would rate the customer service a nine out of ten and a works well done
the context of p0es_petty_spouse identity's with the rainbow community and is very much horny for Edgar Allan Poe (from bungou stray dogs) very existence
in other words p0es_petty_spouse is a horny flooring company with great customer service
Person a: do you know a flooring company with great customer service?
Person b: yeah! You should try out p0es_petty_spouse, they'll even show you their camera-roll fulled with photos of edgar allan Poe!
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"